Not So Polite Dinner Conversation – the bible

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A god made humans, in one of two different ways. This god wanted them amoral, and then told them something was wrong, which they couldn’t understand. Then satan showed up and told them the truth, and Eve got morality for humans.

This god failed again and had to send a magic flood, which has no evidence for it. This also failed since the person he picked was a drunkard.

Then this god tried laws, but those failed since no one followed them.

Finally this god decided it needed a human blood sacrifice of itself by torture and this would make things better. This failed and this god has to destroy everyone who doesn’t agree with it. It does this and then sets satan loose on the people who did agree with it, so it could have another blood bath.

The end.

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