Interview a fictional character

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Vel: So, here we are with God, the creator of the universe per one of the religions on the planet Earth.  So, God, we are told that you are omnipotent and omniscient by your followers.   But your autobiography doesn’t demonstrate that.  Care to comment?
God: Ah, well… I am.  I am.   You just don’t know how it works.
Vel: So make me understand.
God: (silence)
Vel:  so either you can’t or you won’t.  What don’t you want people to know about you Mr. God?
God:  This interview is over!
Vel:  Well, that didn’t take long.