I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, 'wouldn't it be much worse if life *were* fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them?' So now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe. – M. Cole
The best nerdy things! https://www.thinkgeek.com/
In case you aren’t familiar with this, on April Fool’s Day, some of the things are real and some aren’t. This led to the famous (or infamous) tauntaun sleeping bag becoming reality.
I, of course, want them all!
Club Schadenfreude 