Not So Polite Dinner Conversation – false prophets and morons, oh my

Oh look, constant false prophet and very hateful little man Pat Robertson is spewing his nonsense again.

““I think you can say, well, Putin’s out of his mind. Yes, maybe so,” said Robertson, 91. “But at the same time, he’s being compelled by God. He went into the Ukraine, but that wasn’t his goal. His goal was to move against Israel, ultimately.”

““God is getting ready to do something amazing,” he said. “And that will be fulfilled.””

Christianity is built on the sick, the sad and the selfish, no matter how more liberal Christians want to spin things. It is entirely dependent on sadistic end times fantasies, since no revelation the poor dears won’t get their magic prezzies.

Alas, these poor Christians never do what their god commands to false prophets, showing just how worthless their religion is since even they don’t believe it if it doesn’t agree with them.

Some of Pat’s greatest failures:
1980 – prediction of end times judgment in 1982.
2006 – prediction of tsunami devastating the Pacific Northwest
2007 – preidcted earth to be destroyed April 29, 2007
2008 – predicted terrorist attack in US
2012 – predicted Mitt Romney would be president.
2020 – predicted Trump would win and asteroid strike afterward.

“”If God is gonna speak to you, He can speak to you,” Robertson said, adding that there are people who “really do have a prophetic word, but they are few and far between.”” – Pat Robetson,

Poor Pat, he’s just a liar. And Christians keep defending him.

Right Wing Watch has him on Twitter.

Not Polite Dinner Conversation – Anyone remember Robertson’s claims about God telling him who will be president?

no idea the origin of this. thank you creator of this image.

Well, I didn’t get one of my prophecies right.  Obama won pretty handily. 

However, I hit it on the nose about the claims of TrueChristians about how the end times are a comin!  Franklin Graham, following right in the footsteps of his failed prophet father Billy, has this to say:

“I want to warn America: God is coming around. He will judge sin, and it won’t be pretty.”


“We have God’s blessing as a nation. Scripture is clear. God blesses countries, but God also brings bedlam when countries turn their back on him. If we don’t obey his laws, He will withdraw his hand of protection.”

Poor thing. He’s got nothing more than his usual lies based on fear and greed.  I am doing rather well, 50% right.  So make with the cakes and beer if you want my “blessings”. 😉 (if I had to choose a god to worship, Sekhmet would be it).

But even better, I again ran across Pat Robertson’s claim, back from January 2012 that he had it straight from his god on who would win:

“I think He showed me about the next president, but I’m not supposed to talk about that so I’ll leave you in the dark — probably just as well — but I think I know who it’s gonna be.”  You can watch it right here.  And an article about Pat’s nonsense was on Huffington Post here. Of course we always have the weasel words, so Pat can claim that he was wron g but his god wasn’t. But we know that Pat was sure that he knew (or that he knew he was lying, such a nice choice there: delusional or a liar).

So, the Christian god told Pat that Obama would win?  He must have, right, if this god is supposedly omnipotent, omniscient and indeed truthful?  Hmmm, I wonder, will Pat now reveal that he knew all along that Obama would win? 😀 Continue reading “Not Polite Dinner Conversation – Anyone remember Robertson’s claims about God telling him who will be president?”