Not Polite Dinner Conversation – Anyone remember Robertson’s claims about God telling him who will be president?

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Well, I didn’t get one of my prophecies right.  Obama won pretty handily. 

However, I hit it on the nose about the claims of TrueChristians about how the end times are a comin!  Franklin Graham, following right in the footsteps of his failed prophet father Billy, has this to say:

“I want to warn America: God is coming around. He will judge sin, and it won’t be pretty.”


“We have God’s blessing as a nation. Scripture is clear. God blesses countries, but God also brings bedlam when countries turn their back on him. If we don’t obey his laws, He will withdraw his hand of protection.”

Poor thing. He’s got nothing more than his usual lies based on fear and greed.  I am doing rather well, 50% right.  So make with the cakes and beer if you want my “blessings”. 😉 (if I had to choose a god to worship, Sekhmet would be it).

But even better, I again ran across Pat Robertson’s claim, back from January 2012 that he had it straight from his god on who would win:

“I think He showed me about the next president, but I’m not supposed to talk about that so I’ll leave you in the dark — probably just as well — but I think I know who it’s gonna be.”  You can watch it right here.  And an article about Pat’s nonsense was on Huffington Post here. Of course we always have the weasel words, so Pat can claim that he was wron g but his god wasn’t. But we know that Pat was sure that he knew (or that he knew he was lying, such a nice choice there: delusional or a liar).

So, the Christian god told Pat that Obama would win?  He must have, right, if this god is supposedly omnipotent, omniscient and indeed truthful?  Hmmm, I wonder, will Pat now reveal that he knew all along that Obama would win? 😀 Continue reading “Not Polite Dinner Conversation – Anyone remember Robertson’s claims about God telling him who will be president?”