I think I may have broken our favorite unfunny Christian comedian, John Branyan: “I would consider the stopping of the earth’s rotation as evidence you have a husband.” Now, since no one ever claimed my spouse could stop the earth from rotating like the bible claims this god can stop the “sun” aka stop the earth from rotating, how can that be evidence of a 50+ year old Army veteran who is married to a 50+ year old me? Of course, JB’s Amanda, has such a good time trying to claim I’m not human *but* she’ll be “forced” to vote for Trump because of me. Such a pair of conservative Christians.
Poor JB, he has ended up here after thinking that it’s funny to be misogynistic just like Donald J. Trump, whom it seems to be living up to his claims of being an sexual abuser. Oh well, that’s all he has, the “comedy” of a bully, who doesn’t like it at all when he’s called on it. This is what conservative Christians are.
Tsk.
In other news, I have a momma cat and her kittens in my backyard. The momma cat lets me pick her up and pet her. Now begins the process of taming the four kittens. I discovered, again, that kittens have claws with monomolecular points on them. 🙂
JB’s cheese slid off his cracker quite some time ago . . . I almost feel sorry for the guy. Almost
Almost…
love the analogy 😀 And it’s that squiggly “cheese” that comes from a can. which I do have to admit that I do love 🙂
He quit my blog after I put Branyan Apologist in the urban dictionary.
https://jimoeba.wordpress.com/2018/02/01/branyan-apologist/
that’s just perfect. Poor JB, his last post is my disbelief isn’t evidence that the scriptures are untrue. Perhaps not but all of those facts do show it. 😉
Atheism is proof man can be tempted more than he can bare. The scripture is wrong. They didn’t count on us being tempted by so many pesky facts.
Hah! 😀 good for you! JB is such a textbook example of a conservative Christian failure. He’ll be in my area as second banana at a show. I’m awfully tempted to go but it would be a waste of money.
i am trying to make sense of what JB said and I can’t
no one can, not even JB. The poor little man is just thrashing around.