hard to tell if this is just satire against theists or not. But in any case, great job of showing how prayer always fails!
We interrupt our irregular broadcast to bring to your attention this very important new item that reached our desk.
This is the day that atheism will end. Get your prayer mats ready to defeat atheism with prayers. I can’t wait for 13th when there will be no atheists around the globe.
We will be waiting with bated breathe for this day.
Club Schadenfreude 
We should start a “Pay Us Not To Be Atheists” group!
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hmm, think a kickstarter would work? 😀
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Isn’t the 13th also supposed to be the day Tr*mp is reinstalled as President?
I’d almost be willing to believe in a God if neither of those things happen!
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Heh.
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But if they do not pray, will god then allow the current trend (actually over 30 years of it) to continue? Why would he/she/it? And of course, the 13th is a Friday. LOL Superstitions of all sorts.
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Damn. Did I miss this? The 13th came and went and I’m still an atheist. I feel like the rapture came and went and I’m still here doing laundry and walking the dog. Shouldn’t I feel something?
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Yep, funny how this just came and went and gee, nothing happened. 🙂 Rather like the prediction that Former Occupant was going to come back.
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