Yep, thanks to Ray Comfort, oranges are evidence of his version of the Christian god:
Of course no Christian can do miracles like Jesus Christ, Son of God. But heck, we should believe oranges are evidence of this god, just like bananas.
Screw the amputees, screw the cancer patients, oranges are evidence of God. Even Ray will choose a secular hospital rather than trusting that a Christian elder can heal him. Sucks to need evidence, eh? So much for “faith”.
What complete idiots.

S’right
God is secretly a citrus baron who loves to see suffering but hates vitamin C deficiency.
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heh. makes as much sense as anything Ray claims 🙂
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I’ll give him points for trying this again.
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You wouldn’t believe how many times he’s ended up in the ER because of orange related incidents at home.
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“I swear, it fitted last time, doctor!”
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Hah! 🙂
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Why do I never get -those- medical reports to type? *sniffle*
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You need to move to a more Christian Conservative community. Did you ever hear about the demise of Rev. Gary Aldridge?
“When police found him they said every inch of his body was covered with rubber. (Including the condom that covered the dildo.)”
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oh, that’s a good one. now didn’t the silly man watch Goldfinger?
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indeed. I would have loved to have seen that when I was procesing health insurance claims.
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Oranges originate in China. Funny after all this time they never mention Jehovah
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yep, that is a problem. 🙂
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Apparently Ray has a fruit fetish. Intervention!
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Where’s your “like” buttons for comments???
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I dont’ think I have one set up. Let me see if I can figure it out.
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I think they are up now. I’m on percocet at the moment so my brain isnt’ firing on all cylinders.
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